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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:07
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
23andMe Sets New Auction With $305 Million New Bid From Ex-CEO - Bloomberg
Just Forget it!
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
UK has fingers in its ears over Trump’s defense threat - politico.eu
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you identify a fake whey protein gold standard?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
share office space ...
The unbearable obviousness of AI fitness summaries - The Verge
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks